Why helicopters are better than women....By JH Visitor

· Helicopters don’t object to a pre-flight inspection.
· Helicopters can be turned on at any time, just by the flick of a switch.

· Helicopters don’t object to a pre-flight inspection.
· Helicopters can be turned on at any time, just by the flick of a switch.
· Helicopters come with manuals, which fully explain their operation.
· Helicopters have strict weight and balance limits.
· Helicopters can be flown at any time to suit you, both day and night.
· Helicopters don’t care how many helicopters you’ve flown before.
· Helicopters and their pilots always arrive at the same time.
· Helicopters operate better when flown as much as possible.
· Helicopters don’t mind if you test fly another helicopter.
· Helicopters expect to be properly tied down every night.
· Helicopters don’t mind if you buy magazines about other helicopters.
· Helicopters need to be regularly serviced.
· Helicopters don’t comment about your piloting skills to other helicopters.
· Helicopters kill you quickly; women take a long, long time.
· Helicopters don’t whine unless something is really wrong. However, When helicopters do go quiet, just like women, it’s a very, very bad thing !!
· Helicopters maintenance costs is substantially lower.